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Film ratings are by Billy Suter or from Internet Movie Data Base. Theatre ratings are by Billy Suter.
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FILMS NEW ON CIRCUIT IN DURBAN AND SURROUNDS – FROM JANUARY 4
BOLSHOI: LA SYLPHIDE ****
Director: Johan Kobborg
Stars: Bolshoi Ballet company
The film of the Bolshoi stage production of one of the world’s oldest surviving ballets, and a treasure in the Danish Bournonville style. It’s a whimsical tale of an ethereal winged creature called a Sylph. The story surrounds a young Scotsman James, who on his wedding day, is awoken by a kiss from the mystical and graceful creature Entranced by her beauty, James risks everything to pursue an unattainable love. Restaged for the Bolshoi by Bournonville expert Johan Kobborg, this production is the ultimate romantic masterpiece. The film runs for 130 minutes. Screenings at Cinema Nouveau cinemas countrywide are scheduled for 7.45pm on Saturday, 2.15pm on Sunday and 7.45pm next Wednesday and Thursday).
Director: Anne Fletcher
Stars: Danielle Macdonald, Jennifer Aniston
A comedy-drama in which Willowdean (nicknamed Dumplin’), the plus-size teenage daughter of a former beauty queen, signs up for her mom’s Miss Teen Bluebonnet pageant. She does so as a protest that escalates when other contestants follow her footsteps, revolutionising the pageant and their small Texas town.
Director: Carlos Lopez Estrada
Stars: Rafael Casal, Daveed Diggs
This crime-drama is about a man who, while on probation, begins to re-evaluate his relationship with his volatile best friend.
ANDRE RIEU NEW YEAR’S CONCERT 2019 **
Stars: Andre Rieu and Orchestra
Waltz King Andre Rieu, whom many label as “the king of kitsch”, presents a colourful New Year’s Eve concert. Screenings at Cinema Nouveau cinemas countrywide are scheduled for 7.30pm on Saturday and 2.30pm on Sunday.
FILMS STILL ON CIRCUIT IN DURBAN AND SURROUNDS
MARY POPPINS RETURNS ****
Director: Rob Marshall
Stars: Emily Blunt, Lin-Manuel Miranda, Ben Whishaw
Decades after her original visit, the magical nanny returns to help the Banks siblings and Michael’s children through a difficult time in their lives.
BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY ****
Director: Bryan Singer
Stars: Rami Maslek, Lucy Boynton, Gwilym Lee
A chronicle of the years leading up to British rock group Queen’s legendary appearance at the Live Aid concert in 1985. Wikipedia reports that the film is already the most profitable musical biographical film in history.
Director: Travis Knight
Stars: Hailee Steinfeld, Dylan O’Brien, Megyn Price
On the run in the year 1987, Bumblebee finds refuge in a junkyard in a small Californian beach town. Charlie, on the cusp of turning 18 and trying to find her place in the world, discovers Bumblebee, battle-scarred and broken.
Director: James Wan
Stars: Jason Momoa, Amber Heard, Willem Dafoe
Arthur Curry learns that he is the heir to the underwater kingdom of Atlantis, and must step forward to lead his people and be a hero to the world.
THE GRINCH ***
Stars: Benedict Cumberbatch, Pharrell Williams, Angela Lansbury
Not as good as the film with Jim Carrey, but this animated version of the Dr Seuss classic about redemption and love remains great fun for all ages. The story of a mean, green, furry creature that loathes Chriitmas and tries to stop it… but things do not go to plan.
INSTANT FAMILY ***
Director: Sean Anders
Stars: Mark Wahlberg, Rose Byrne, Isabela Moner
A comedy-drama revolving around a couple that find themselves in over their heads when they foster three children.
FRANK AND FEARLESS ***
Director: Gray Hofmeyr
Stars: Leon Schuster, Themba Ntuli, David Dennis
This latest South African romp has funnyman Schuster as an ageing reprobate who, with a rural boy, a large dog and an orphaned baby rhino sets out to stop rhino slaughter. Their quest takes them through hysterically funny situations as well as times of tragedy, and they end up an inspiration and a conscience to a world in need of heroes.
RALPH BREAKS THE INTERNET ***
Director: Phil Johnston and Rich Moore
Stars: John C Reille, Sarah Silverman, Gal Gadot
An animated adventure in which, six years after the events of Wreck-It Ralph, Ralph and Vanellope, now friends, discover a wi-fi router in their arcade, leading them into a new adventure.
SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE ***
Director: Bob Persichetti, Peter Ramsey
Stars: Shameik Moore, Jake Johnson
This animated film has Miles Morales becoming the Spider-Man of his reality and crossing paths with his counterparts from other dimensions to stop a threat to all reality.
BEN IS BACK **
Director: Peter Hedges
Stars: Julia Roberts, Lucas Hedges, Courntey B Vance
A drama in which a drug-addicted teenage boy shows up unexpectedly at his family’s home on Christmas Eve.
ROBIN HOOD **
Director: Otto Bathurst
Stars: Taron Egerton, Jamie Foxx, Ben Mendelsohn
A war-hardened Crusader and his Moorish commander mount an audacious revolt against the corrupt English crown in a thrilling action-adventure packed with gritty battlefield exploits, mind-blowing fight choreography, and a timeless romance.
LUIS AND THE ALIENS **
Director: Christoph and Wolfgang Lauenstein
Stars: Callum Maloney, Dermot Magennis, Ian Coppinger
An animated comedy in which an 11-year-old boy befriends three aliens after they crash their spaceship into his house.
Director: Rohit Shetty
Stars: Sara Ali Khan, Raznveer Singh, Ajay Devgn
Simmba, a Corrupt Officer, enjoys all the perks of being an immoral and unethical police officer until a life-changing event forces him to choose the righteous path.
Director: Aanand L Rai
Stars: Shah Rukh Khan, Salman Khan, Katrina Kaif
The story revolves around Bauua Singh (Shah Rukh Khan), a vertically challenged man, who is full of charm and wit, with a pinch of arrogance. He is born to a wealthy family and raised in an environment of affluence.
CREED II **
Director: Steven Caple jnr
Stars: Michael B Jordan, Sylvester Stallone, Tessa Thompson
Under the tutelage of Rocky Balboa, light heavyweight contender Adonis Creed faces off against Viktor Drago, son of Ivan Drago.
ELLIOT THE LITTLEST REINDEER **
Director: Jennifer Westcott
Stars: Josh Hutcherson,John Cleese
When Blitzen announces his retirement on December 21, a miniature horse has three days to fulfill his lifelong dream of earning a spot on Santa’s team at the North Pole try-outs. An animated movie.
SECOND ACT **
Director: Peter Segal
Stars: Vanessa Hudgens, Jennifer Lopez
A romantic comedy about a big-box store worker who reinvents her life and her life-story and shows Madison Avenue what street smarts can do.
Director: Abhishek Kapoor
Stars: Sushant Singh Rajput, Sara ali Khan, Nitish Bharadwaj
A Hindu-Muslim love story, Kedarnath portrays how a Muslim pithoo saves a Hindu tourist from the Uttrakhand floods at the pilgrimage, and the love that eventually develops between them.
NIGHT SCHOOL **
Director: Michael D Lee
Stars: Kevin Hart
A film about a group of troublemakers forced to attend night school in the hope that they will pass exams to finish high school.
NOW ON STAGE IN DURBAN AND SURROUNDS
(Elizabeth Sneddon Theatre, Durban)
Another glittering panto success, the 14th from Durban’s KickstArt theatre company, directed with flair and fun by Steven King and impeccably designed by Greg King. Running until January 6, the show stars sweet newcomer Roshanda Lewis ii the name role and Darren King and Bryan Hiles as the ugly sisters in a parade of outrageous frocks. Mthokozisi Zulu as Cinderella’s loveable pal and secret admirer, Buttons. Allyou want in a panto is here – from the One Finger, One Thumb, Keep Moving line song to sentiment, slapstick and singalong (the dreaded Baby Shark song, complete with actions, this year).Jacob Zuma, Julius Malema, Eskom, the Guptas, loadshedding, Lady Gaga, The Playhouse, The Rhumbelow Theatre, data packages… all come in for a good-natured ribbing in a production that features musical direction by Evan Roberts and Jason Bird, and sound design by Ross van Wyk. Ticket prices for Cinderella range from R140 to R240 each. Booking is at Computicket outlets. Oh, and note that the theatre has its own generator so loadshedding should pose no problems. (BS)
TWICE UPON A MATTRESS – THE STORY OF THE PRINCESS AND THE P
(OnStage@Altitude, Silver Road, Stamford Hill, Durban)
Seasoned panto star Thomie Holtzhausen has written and directed, and stars as a king and queen, in Durban’s 22nd annual naughty panto, a frothy load of slapstick, song, satire and naughty fun, very loosely centred on the fairy tale. The cast includes an on-form Jaziel Vaugh’hann as assorted drag queens, Mpilo ‘Straw’ Nzimande as Prince Ample and exciting newcomer Philisiwe Ntintili as the princess and a fairy. The panto is staged from 7.30pm to 9.30pm every Wednesday to Saturday. Patrons are encouraged to take along their own picnic baskets or snacks, but drinks must be bought at the venue’s small pub. Tickets cost R150 each but lower-priced performances have been scheduled for the Mondays December 3, 10 and 24, when tickets cost R100 each. Additionally, there is one Tuesday performance on December 18, for which tickets cost R150 each. For further information, or to book as a group, contact Thomie of It’sTaboo Production at 064 476 9533. Online bookings can be done via Quicket. (BS)
BEST OF DECADES
(Rockwood Theatre, Sibaya Casino, near Umhlanga)
Showcasing a vibrant parade of chart-topping hits from the 1970s, 1980s, 1990s and today, this showband entertainment features Durban talents Andrew Webster, Calli Thomson, Kirsty van der Linde and Dylan van der Linde, among others. The theatre opens at 6.30pm – meals are on sale at the venue – with the show commencing at 8pm Thursdays to Saturdays. Tickets cost only R99 each on Thursdays, and R130 each for other performances, but half price for pensioners at the 2pm Sunday matinee performances, when under-12s get in free. (BS)
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