Film & Stage Rating (Aug 3-9)

CINEMA RATINGS
***** EXCELLENT  ****VERY GOOD  *** GOOD  **AVERAGE  * POOR
Film ratings are by Billy Suter or from Internet Movie Data Base.  Theatre ratings are by Billy Suter.

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Note:  Ster-Kinekor, Nu Metro and Suncoast CineCentre display adverts for KwaZulu-Natal cinemas appear at the end of this post.
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Jeff Goldblum in Hotel Artemis, also starring Jodie Foster.

FILMS NEW ON CIRCUIT IN DURBAN AND SURROUNDS – FROM AUGUST 3

COPPELIA  ****

The Bolshoi Ballet’s unique version of a charming comedic love story. It shows a fascinating reconstruction of the original 19th century choreography of this cheerful comedy involving Swanhilda, a feisty heroine who decides to teach her fiancée, Franz, a lesson because of his wandering eye.  Franz is infatuated with the beautiful Coppélia, who sits reading on her balcony each day. But the mysterious and charming Coppelia is not what she appears to be, and almost breaks up the two sweethearts.T he company’s stunning corps de ballet shines on stage in the famous “dance of the hours,” and its principals seem to be in flight with youthful energy, and irresistible humour in this effervescent production. The film runs for two hours and 45 minutes with a 15-minue interval.

HOTEL ARTEMIS ***
Director: Drew Pearce
Stars: Jodie Foster, Sofia Boutella, Dave Bautista

A thriller set in riot-torn, near-future Los Angeles this film follows the Nurse, who runs a secret, members-only emergency room for criminals.

CHRISTOPHER ROBIN ***
Director: Marc Foster
Stars: Ewan McGregor, Hayley Atwell, Bronte Carmichael

A working-class family man, Christopher Robin, encounters his childhood friend Winnie-the-Pooh, who helps him to rediscover the joys of life.

SICARIO: DAY OF THE SOLDATO **
Director: Stefano Sollima
Stars: Benicio Del Toro, Josh Brolin, Isabela Monet

The drug war on the U.S.-Mexico border has escalated as the cartels have begun trafficking terrorists across the US border. To fight the war, federal agent Matt Graver re-teams with the mercurial Alejandro.

FANNY KHAN **
Director: Atul Manjrekar
Stars: Aishwarya Rai Bachchan, Anil Kapoor

AN Indian film in which Fanney Khan is a struggling singer who wants to make his daughter a big name in music world.

THE DARKEST MNDSHAN **
Director: Jennifer Yuh Nelson
Stars: Bradley Whitford,  Mandy Moore, Amanda Stenberg

Imprisoned by an adult world that now fears everyone under 18, a group of teens form a resistance group to fight back and reclaim control of their future.

KARWAAN**
Director: Akarsh Khurana
Stars: Irrfan Khan, Dulquer Salmaan

The movie depicts a journey carried out from Bangalore to Kochi by two friends, the reserved Avinash played by Dulquer Salmaan, and his friend Shaukat played by Irrfan Khan with a lighter take on life, who pick up the chirpy teenager Mithila on the way.

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A scene from Duck Duck Goose.

FILMS STILL ON CIRCUIT IN DURBAN AND SURROUNDS

ANT-MAN AND THE WASP ***
Director: Peyton Reed
Stars: Paul Rudd, Evangeline Lilly, Michael Pena

As Scott Lang balances being both a superhero and a father, Hope van Dyne and Dr Hank Pym present an urgent new mission that finds the Ant-Man fighting alongside The Wasp to uncover secrets from their past.

INCREDIBLES 2 ***
Director: Brad Bird
Stars: Craig T Nelson, Holly Hunter, Sarah Vowell

Bob Parr (alias Mr Incredible) is left to care for young Jack-Jack while Helen (alias Elastigirl) is out saving the world. A sequel to the 2004 animated success.

JURASSIC WORLD: FALLEN KINGDOM ***
Director: J A Bayona
Stars: Chris Pratt, Bryce Dallas Howard, Ted Levine

When the islan’’s dormant volcano begins roaring to life, Owen and Claire mount a campaign to rescue the remaining dinosaurs from this extinction-level event.

OCEAN’S 8 ***
Director: Gary Ross
Stars: Sandra Bullock, Cate Blanchett, Anne Hathaway

Debbie Ocean gathers an all-female crew to attempt an impossible heist at New York City’s yearly Met Gala.

BOOK CLUB ***
Director: Bill Holderman
Stars: Jane Fonda, Diane Keaton, Candice Bergen, Mary Steenburgen

Four lifelong friends have their lives forever changed after reading 50 Shades of Grey in their monthly book club.

SKYSCRAPER ***
Director: Rawson Marshall Thurber
Stars: Dwayne Johnson, Neve Campbell

A father goes to great lengths to save his family from a burning skyscraper.

MAMMA MIA! HERE WE GO AGAIN ***
Director: Ol Parker
Stars: Lily James, Amanda Seyfried, Julie Walters, Meryl Streep

Lots more songs from Abba link this frothy sequel to 2008’s Mamma Mia!. The new film looks at the past of Donna (Meryl Streep) and the future of her daughter, Sophie. Very contrived but with enough kitsch, sparkle and to keep one interested. Look out for Cher as a glam gran.

MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE – FALLOUT ***
Director: Christopher McQuarrie
Stars: Tom Cruise, Henry Cavill, Ving Rhames

Another action-heavy spectacle in which Ethan Hunt and his IMF team, along with some familiar allies, race against time after a mission gone wrong.

ADRIFT **
Director: Baltasar Kormakur
Stars: Shailene Woodley, Sam Claflin  Grace Palmer

A true story of survival, as a young couple’s chance encounter leads them first to love, and then on the adventure of a lifetime as they face one of the most catastrophic hurricanes in recorded history.

BROKEN PROMISES 4-EVER **
Director: Kumaran Naidoo
Stars: Kogie Naidoo, Rani Pillay, Maeshni Naiker

Another sequel to the hit South African comedy series, in which Reuben’s son, Mandoza, now gets into some courtship confusion, with his family getting the wrong end of the stick.

TEEN TITANS GO TO THE MOVIES **
Director: Aaron Horvath and Peter Rida Michall
Stars: Will Arnett, Eric Bauza, Kristen Bell

Animated film in which a villain’s maniacal plan for world domination sidetracks five teenage superheroes who dream of Hollywood stardom.

DHADAK **
Director: Shashank Kaitan
Stars: Janhvi Kapoor, Ishaasn Khattar, Ashutosh Rana

Set in Rajasthan, this love story explores how the protagonists deal with issues like differences between castes and honor killings.

DUCK DUCK GOOSE **
Director: Christopher Jenkins
Stars: Jim Gaffigan, Lance Lim, Zendaya

An animated film centgred on a bachelor goose that must form a bond with two lost ducklings as they journey south.

BREAKING IN **
Director:  James McTeigue
Stars: Gabrielle Union, Billy  Burke, Richard Cabral
An action-drama in which a woman fights to protect her family during a home invasion.

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NOW ON STAGE IN DURBAN AND SURROUNDS

The Reals in British Invasion, at Tina’s Hotel in Kloof.

THE REALS: BRITISH INVASION
(Rhumbelow Theatre, Tina’s Hotel, 14 Beryldene Road, Kloof)

An excellent new showband entertainment by The Reals and guest singer-guitarist Shaun Dragt. A tribute to top British acts from the 1960s through to the early 2000s, the show runs at 8pm on Thursday to Saturday, and 2pm on Sunday, and at the same times next week. Expect hits from The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, The Kinks, Queen, Coldplay, The Verve, Genesis and others. Tables seat six and tickets cost R150 each (R130 for pensioners). Book at Computicket or phone Roland Stansell at 082 499 8636. (BS)

VIVA LAS VEGA
(RhumbelowTheatre, Cunningham Road, Umbilo, Durban)

Durban-based Elvis Presley tribute artist, Doug Weich, marks his seventh consecutive year at the Rhumbelow Theatre with his colourful new show, Viva Las Vegas. The production also feature sWade Wight on keyboards and backing vocals, Evan Cullum on piano and backing vocals, Glen Turrell on bass, Alec Mackay on drums, David Knott on lead guitar, Kirsty van der Linde on saxophone and  Claire Rowlett and Sandi da Cunha on vocals. This show features such classics as Hound Dog, Blue Suede Shoes, Jailhouse Rock, It’s Now Or Never, Fever, Heartbreak Hotel, Johnny B Goode and Suspicious Minds, to name a few. Tickets cost R150 (R130 for pensioners) and booking is at Computicket or by calling Roland at 082 499 8636. (BS)

ANDRE THE HILARIOUS HYPNOTIST
(Elizabeth Sneddon Theatre, Durban)

Celebrating his 25th year in showbiz, Andre is back in town until August 19. With every person reacting differently to Andre’s suggestion, not even he knows what to expect when he steps up on stage. Andre does, however, promise not to disappoint and audiences can expect two hours of amusing hypnotic entertainment. (BS)

JUKEBOX HITS
(Rockwood theatre, Sibaya Casino, near Umhlanga)

Some of the most requested songs of all time feature in this new showband entertainment runninguntil September 2. Jukebox Hits has a 10-member cast headed by popular Durban singers Liesl Coppin and Percy Smith, as well as charming vocalist Kyle Matthews,. Also on vocals are Riyaan Cornelius and Janine Cupido, while Durban’s Calli Thomson is on keyboards, local lad Paul Cassells is on drums, Sheldon von Grimm is on guitar and Kelly Joubert is on bass. Popular Kirsty van der Linde, who is among the cast of Rock ’n’ Roll Nerds: Piano Greats at Tina’s Hotel in Kloof this weekend, will join the Jukebox Hits cast on July 19, taking over from Johan van der Molen. Jukebox Hits features classics such as Piano Man, What a Wonderful World, YMCA, Let’s Twist Again, Unchained Melody, New York, Don’t Stop Believing, Uptown Funk, End of the Road, Mony Mony, Black Velvet and That’s The Way I Like It, to name just a few. To book tickets for Jukebox Hits phone (031) 161 0000. Thursday night tickets cost R99, while Friday and Saturday night tickets cost R130 each. On Sundays, with adults at R130 a ticket, children under the age of 12 get in free and pensioners pay half price. (BS)

Below are this week’s ads for KwaZulu-Natal from Ster-Kinekor, Nu Metro and Suncoast CineCentre.


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